Addicted to Selfies (Lego Movie Style) (Remake) by JZTSmokenem, literature
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Addicted to Selfies (Lego Movie Style) (Remake)
Batman's Voice: But first, let me take a selfie...BECAUSE I'M BATMAN! Unikitty's Voice (in anger mode): YOU ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDLY! [Begins with Batman in a chat room after seeing a "My Strange Addiction" sign] Batman: Hello. I'm Batman, the Dark Knight of Gotham City. Anyway, I've been hearing that everyone's saying that I'm having an addiction to taking selfies. [scoffs and rolls eyes] Yeah, right. They must been addicted to being stupid because I hardly take any selfies. Me?! The Batman, taking selfies whatever I go. Typical. [Batman is carrying a Lego iPhone and taking a selfie six times, with many expressions on his face] [Scene cuts to Emmett, who is building a Lego Mars Mission set but minorly realizes that his hand is on fire] Vitruvius as Narrator: Batman's best friend and fellow Master Builder Emmet is the only one who knows the full extension of Batman's problem. [Scene cuts to Emmett heading to Syspocalypstar with Justice League friends] Vitruvius as